Random stuff I like.
homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

nekobrittany:

officerlollipop:

take a shot for every time someone reblogs this not knowing that’s Finn’s voice actor

Holy shit Finn’s VA looks like Jake English.

nekobrittany:

officerlollipop:

take a shot for every time someone reblogs this not knowing that’s Finn’s voice actor

Holy shit Finn’s VA looks like Jake English.

teacupnosaucer:

beautifulsouthasianbrides:

Photo by:A.S Nagpal

"Paint War Engagement Session"

oh my fucking god i can’t even take how cute this is

quingly-kipling:

politicalhexkitten:

Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.

exactly

eve1978:

keeptinkirk:

I did a thing

(psst this is for anja)

This is my life…

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

i-am-ladydeadpool:

jarvis-and-tardis-datacore:

totopopopo:

deansass:

spiritofemby:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

The Horrifying Customer. OH GOD NO

THE SOUL CRUSHING CAR ALARM

THE ALMIGHTY ONE WHO LEAVES PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE POST IT NOTES EVERYWHERE 

FUCK YOU. I’M THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH

THE OBSESSIVE WHITE BITCH

Fear me, im the white bitch

i-am-ladydeadpool:

jarvis-and-tardis-datacore:

totopopopo:

deansass:

spiritofemby:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

The Horrifying Customer. OH GOD NO

THE SOUL CRUSHING CAR ALARM

THE ALMIGHTY ONE WHO LEAVES PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE POST IT NOTES EVERYWHERE 

FUCK YOU. I’M THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH

THE OBSESSIVE WHITE BITCH

Fear me, im the white bitch

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon